Monday, October 31, 2005

I've got a theory! It could be bunnies!

Theory: If I play a song with heavy bass loud enough, the deer will hear my thumpity-thumpness and stay away. My current thump of choice? Bush: Speed Kills

I don't know if that's full of shit or what, but in all my years of driving through deer-infested Pennsylvania (they're seriously like rats out there) and now Utah (which is even worse because they're MULE DEER, which happen to be at least twice the size of our little cute eastern white-tail variety).... in all my years of that, I've never had a deer jump out in front of me.

I fear that now I've put that out in the open, I'm going to bullseye a Bambi on the way home. Damn deer.


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