Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween

Over the last few days, I've been accosted by co-workers and schoolmates who want to know what I'm going to be for Halloween.

I respond: What am I going to be for Halloween, you ask? An adult. What, pray, are you going as?

Hell. There's no harm in going out and having a fun time, but holy SHIT, don't look at me like I up and killed the Tooth Fairy or some other monstrous thing just because I'm not dressing up for Halloween.

Oh, by the way- Santa doesn't exist.


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