Monday, September 05, 2005

RUN! It's got tentacles!!!

A man came up to as me a question at work the other night. His nose hair (that's plural, as in "a bushel of nose hair") was sticking so far out his nose that I thought it was going to try to reach out and grab me.

My first thought was to be scared. My second thought was, "Holy shit man, don't you have a mirror??"


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