Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Mormons need a prescription for sex ed.

Funny story I just remembered:

When I was 20 (TWENTY!!), my roommate Anne (also TWENTY) was asking me about sex, because it was somehow obvious that I somehow knew more about sex than anyone else in the apartment, despite the fact that I was still a virgin (not for long though, heh) in an apartment full of virgins. (I think it was because I actually had a subscription to Cosmopolitan, which, by the way, I was told I was evil for reading. Thanks, Bishop.)

"What is masturbation?" she shyly asks, while I sit and gape at her in disbelief.

The best response I can come up with? "Uh, I'm pretty sure you've done it already."

And guess what? She had. And so had every other pure little virgin in the apartment. Hell, when I was in high school I thought I was the *only* person who did that, and I was so ashamed. You can imagine my relief years later when I learned the truth.

Everyone does it. If they tell you they don't, they're lying. Just look at them, chuckle, and say "Riiiiiight." Then watch them squirm, and chuckle some more.


Blogger Heather said...

Nothing bad ever came from flicking the bean...

5:54 PM  
Anonymous cheechako said...

Dude, I totally masturbated in high school. You weren't the only one.


8:38 AM  

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