Friday, July 22, 2005

Spider, he is our Hero!

The other night I was bitten by a spider while I was sleeping. The sneaky bastard bit me right on my boob. Damn it. Now I have a large welt that looks disturbingly like a nipple, hanging out directly above my normal nipple. I am a freak of nature.

While perusing the destruction of my formerly nice boobie in the bathroom mirror, I asked my husband, "Would you still like me if I had three nipples?"

His response: "I would still love you if your boobie fell off!!"

Ah, true love!

(Off topic: Husband works for a family owned business, and all five brothers who own the business have three nipples.)


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