Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Grovel

Would I mind sweeping the floors, you ask, Current Boss? Well, let's see. I didn't sweep floors when I was an intern at the tender age of *16*. The dust in your crappy facility has given me a nasty rash that only goes away over the weekends when I don't work in this hell hole. It's currenly 103° outside and there is no air-conditioning. Not to mention the fact that you've guilt tripped me into working two more shifts than I should have to.

Sure, I'll sweep the floors! With pleasure! Would you like your ass licked clean as well, 'cause I can do that too!


By the way, I sure hope you're going to give me a good grade on my internship, Current Boss!

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