Thursday, July 07, 2005

Damn you, Hershey!

This morning I rolled my sorry ass out of bed and padded into the bathroom, hoping for a miracle. Alas, there was no miracle to be found, only a zit so big it had replaced my entire chin.

I figured that, since my chin had been replaced by something resembling a Hershey's Kiss (although not chocolatey and full of goodness), I'd wear a paper bag on my head to my interview today.

The very nice woman who interviewed me even complimented the bag, and it must've done the trick. Half an hour later, while I was on the phone dissecting the interview with my friend, she called and offered me the job!

Ah, I am now a career woman. But don't worry, the days of photocopying various body parts on the copy machine are far from over.